A fun take on (what some people think a serious topic??!!): RAPTURE PET CARE! What will Christians do after they are raptured into heaven and leave their beloved pets behind? The solution: Beverly Hills Rapture Pet Care Services! I have impeccable non-Christian credentials and have a 100% guarantee of not being raptured, so I can remain behind and look after your pets for a low fee of $10,000 a month (plus expenses). lol.
No money up front! Leave the money with your attorney: trust me he isn’t getting raptured either!